"They Have a Campus Right in Downtown Salt Lake City!"

Two Days Ago, while on our way to pick up Daddy:

Matthew: "Mom, you should go to Eagle Gate College." (a vocational community college)

Mom: "You think so, huh?"

Matthew: "Yeah, did you know that they have a campus right in downtown Salt Lake City?!"

Mom: Laughing

Matthew: Laughing, too. "I know. Right in downtown Salt Lake City. Can you believe it?!" Laughing some more.

Mom: "You are so silly, Matthew."

Yesterday, I was in the kitchen cleaning up after breakfast, and Matthew was in our room watching TV (Backyardigans) on our computer:
Matthew: Running down the stairs, very excited. "Mom, you have to come see this."

Mom: "What is it?"

Matthew: "It's on TV. Come on!!!!"

Mom: "Can't you just tell me what it is?"

Matthew: "No, you really have to see this."

We go upstairs and he had paused, paused a commercial for, you guessed it, Eagle Gate College.

Matthew: "Check this out." Pressing play.

Mom: "Wow."

Matthew: "Wait, here comes the best part. Look, there's a map and it shows you how to get to their campus right in downtown Salt Lake City. Awesome."

Mom: "Again, Matthew, you are so silly!"

Just now, as I am typing this post, Matthew running up the stairs from the family room:

Matthew: "Mom, you just missed another commercial for Eagle Gate College."

Mom: "Oh, darn."

Wow. Eagle Gate College seems to have really missed the mark on their target audience. But, on the upside, they are apparently VERY popular with the preschool crowd.