Funny Talk

(After learning about the Godhead in Primary)
Poking my arm.
Ethan: "Mom, is this your flesh?"

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(After James accidentally hit the 8-ball into one of the pockets)
Matthew: "You're like the all-star of losing, Dad."

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(We were playing a game, and he was trying to describe someone to me)
Ethan: "Um, it's a he, and he has really long legs...and arms. Like really, really, really long legs and arms...like out to here."
(It was uncle Brett H.)

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(Justin walked up to me with only one card in his hand)
Justin: "Pick a card, any card."
I picked the card he was holding - remember he was only holding one.
Justin: "Now give it back to me."
Turning over the card to show me.
Justin: "Is this your card?"